Oy, GeSPAMmen ach Ptui!

Yes, attacken I’ve been last lately,with enticed agreement comments attempkin.  Enjoyed have I to restrain over 200 hits fauxlicks fromm countirees like rooshuh, toorkey, n roomainia.  They’re even some from izreel and chihnah. Whiyem eye sohh speshuil?  Wel, no madder, Ima gunna killem!!!  Hearz sum examples:

“I’d be inclined to consent with you on this. Which is not something I typically do! I love reading a post that will make people think.”

“superlative entry you bear”

“This blog seems to get a large ammount of visitors. How do you advertise it? It gives a nice unique twist on things. I guess having something real or substantial to talk about is the most important factor.”

“I’d be inclined to allow with you one this subject. Which is not something I usually prolonged entry you secureto comment!”

“huge post you possess”     —(Should I blush?)

“prolonged entry you secure”

“I’d have to check with you here. Which is not something I usually do! I really like reading a post that will make people think. Also, thanks for allowing me to speak my mind!”

Godfrey Daniel, do these maroons think it is going to be worth it?  I’m writing about anti-capitalism, anti-sales subjects.  How is it they can think I’ll just roll over and allow them to pollute this space?  Ich vomiten zen oucht vrichhht!!!

Do you guys have to deal with this kind of crap?

“I’d have to acknowledge with you one this subject. Which is not something I usually do! I love reading a post that will make people think. Also, thanks for allowing me to comment!”

SHUDDUP, SHUDDUP, SHUDUUUUPPP!!!

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24 responses to “Oy, GeSPAMmen ach Ptui!

  1. Michael you make me laugh. I have to agree. I also hate dealing with this crap. 🙂

  2. I get busy with the “delete” button pronto… wow the number of times I’ve been offered “enhancement” for anatomical bits I don’t actually possess, are too innumerable to measure, but still they try.
    Some try and lurk as “my friend”, many try and appeal to possible “greed” and some have tried to rope me in my saying ” this article is wrong, re-post your facts”… but neglect to say *what* exactly they think is in error. All of them get the delete button response and each time I find myself thinking “does anyone STILL fall for this rubbish???”
    I suppose they do, since it keeps coming.
    I wish I had a magic answer, and a magic way to make these scammers/spammers disappear.
    You are right, they are merely “pollutants” ..pity we can’t flush them.

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  3. Deborah

    Great true post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I do need the information examples to explain.

  4. True have you the information last at! Easy for me and your offer stands. Well dug.

  5. It drives me crazy! I had a comment once that was about 12 lines long and was just a string of positive words. “like agree great post how true very cool i understand love to hear more insightful …” It was hilarious.

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  6. I have to say SO FAR I’ve been lucky. Initially I got a few REALLY, REALLY very long revolting racist spam comments, but after that I’ve remained unscathed. It is the damn views from spam referrers that are driving me nuts at the moment.

    I had a couple of two word comments last week that I treated as spam as the info just didn’t look right. Love your examples – LOL. Unbelievable!

    Oh, the joys of the internet!

    • Gosh, Robyn, I didn’t even know there WAS racist spam! That’s worse than the Nigerian Royal Family member who wants to share the enormous sum of money with you (if only you will send this small amount of funds to insure the transfer), or the International Sweepstakes winner who died childless and whose widow has somehow found you through email research…

      • Hmmm – haven’t had any of the Nigerian Royal Families (there are many, really) either! I have had the sweepstakes winner (UK) but most of my spam emails are from (supposedly) the FBI!!!

        I deleted the spam to which I refer from my blog, but I think now I should have kept one as an example (safely hidden in the spam queue, of course). Akismet caught two, but missed one. It is why every comment has to be moderated on my blog. They were pretty revolting and quite upsetting actually.

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  8. I seem to get a lot of porn spam these days. But, I think it has to do with my connection to another WP blog which has recently become a big referrer to my blog. A post I did about my cat, Portia, is listed as a “related article” on this other blog, which promotes certain, ahem, exotic and erotic women.

    I get a kick out of the ones that seemed to have used a translator, rather than having a fluent grasp on the lingo.

  9. Thanks for the belly laugh Mikey. *lmao* 😀

  10. I promise not to share every dang thing I find on the web, but I read this poem on Poetry Pot Luck on dementia and thought you’d enjoy it and appreciate the sentiment…

    http://irisinbloom.wordpress.com/2008/10/13/ageless-12-line-poem/#comment-20

    • It touched a nerve all right. Not enough time has passed since I quit, and I haven’t processed all I felt about the experience. In a way things have come around full circle though. I did the TB screening tests for the caregivers who replaced me, and had a nice emotional phone call with the nurse who had been my boss.

  11. It took me awhile to figure this one out! 🙂 I seem to get every imaginable type of spam, but yours looks even more intriguing!

    • There must be ways for us clever people to keep ahead of the sellers. I’ve always had a gift for picking up languages quickly. Spam bots and routines use words that cause increased reactions from search engines. We just have to turn it around, to feed back onto them. It’s a game.

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