Archie Roosevelt, with Presidential pet badger Josiah, who bit visitors.
WOO-HOO! It’s OVER! Those suffering from arrested development will continue to whine for a bit if their man or woman didn’t win, but the wisest will progress to more important matters. Like raking leaves, cleaning the gutters, and throwing out those stupid lawn signs. Continue reading
(You may stop selling. I have already voted, by mail.) “Chaaange! CHAAANGE!”
Because Presidential elections follow a week after Halloween, it’s fun to make visual associations between traditional zombies (the walking dead) and politicians (the talking dead). Continue reading
No one suspected that cuddly, lovable Spice was also…
THE HELLHOUND Continue reading
Tragedy Tomorrow, Comedy Tonight!
detail from the Universal Comedy Flow Chart, care of the Ministry of Secret Jokes http://www.ministryofsecretjokes.com/
There’s nothing I like better than a good laugh. It’s better than a good meal. A unique gift of the human species is the ability to observe tragic circumstances and see humor in it. There’s nothing we can’t find funny; funerals, starvation, alcoholism, bad smells and bankruptcy. Continue reading
Eugene opens his thermos. When he attempts to pour himself a glass of milk, it comes out at an angle, missing the glass. When Ernie Kovacs presented this trick, it had never been done before. Continue reading
I had lunch at a place where a Mexican Mothership was landing, bringing to Earth the gift of Giant Cosmic Chiles. I’ve been cranking around the Wheel really hard lately. I landed a part-time job at an Urgent Care Clinic. It’s not enough work to get my wife back, but it’s a start. I needed a break. I took a bus to Seattle to see a show at the Paramount Theater, built in 1928. It was given by performers I’ve listened to and loved on radio for 35 years. Continue reading