Did you know the word “quiz” originally meant an odd person? That’s from the Oxford English Dictionary. In the days before the Internet I used to read dictionaries and reference indexes while in residence upon the porcelain throne. Some prefer magazines, I’m told. Continue reading
Category Archives: Cinema
In Anticipation
Like the weather in my region, I’m in a holding pattern. I haven’t felt the need to write much lately. I’m recharging my psychic batteries, reading, dreaming, and waiting for it to get warmer and dryer so I can enjoy more outdoor activities.
Filed under Cinema, Ethics and Morality, humor
Weird, Retro, Whatevermas!
You can’t look good in that sweater.
You guys know I’m a fairly traditional sort of holiday observer, right? No, really, it’s true. STOP LAUGHING!!! Continue reading
Filed under Cinema, bad movies, Television, humor
Happy Thanksgiving!
I have a bad cold, so I have to stay in alone while my pals are feasting together, and I’m kind of grumpy about it. I had the good fortune to help restore a truly remarkable film, Giant (1956), a decade ago. It’s full of honest, meaningful glimpses into the contradictions of American life. Continue reading
Controversial Films (Pt. 3)
Sex! Violence! Politics! (The Late Sixties)
In the 1960s, a number of factors converged to produce changes in what were acceptable subjects for filmmaking. In America, the studio system was in sharp decline, and the self-censorship rules known as the “Hays code” were abandoned. There were “new wave” movements in England and France as well as the U.S. Independent films made with smaller budgets and crews were finding larger audiences. These kinds of movies covered topics rejected by the more risk-averse studios. Continue reading
Controversial Films (Part Two)
Nazis, Newborns & Nuts
When I was ten, I got into an advanced education program and began attending a different school where most of my classmates were Jewish. The benefit of being immersed and welcomed into Jewish culture was at least as valuable as anything I learned in class. Continue reading
Controversial Films (Part One)
Clansmen, Commies, Catholics and Climaxes
“What am I, Gandalf of Arabia?”
All movies are propaganda in the sense that they try to persuade the audience to believe that what’s on the screen is “real”. It’s always an illusion. Continue reading
To Our Honored Dead
A Memorial Day Observance
My feelings about holidays that commemorate and accept war as a historical inevitability are complicated. I realize that millions have sacrificed their lives in acts of service to the nation. That’s a deeply honorable choice, worthy of great respect. However, wars aren’t really winnable, any more than executing murderers prevents murder. Continue reading
Filed under Cinema, Ethics and Morality, symbolism
The Avengers Disassembled
I didn’t see any of the past superhero movies based on Marvel Comics characters in theaters. It takes a lot to get me to go to movie theaters so I can listen to strangers eat like cows in order to view a screen larger than my TV. Continue reading
Filed under Acting, Cinema, Literature
Full Steam Ahead
Steam-powered zero carbon water taxi
Having always been an odd boy, at different ages I sought identity among the punk enclaves where I lived. Continue reading
Filed under Cinema, photos, Technology, Thinking about thinking
Films for At-Risk Youth
When I was a lonely, nerdy little boy in peril, I learned important survival tips and got cheap therapy from seeing movies about other young ones who were having a hard time. Continue reading
Homage Fromage
The Artist, this year’s most-nominated film, is simultaneously reverent and cheesy. Continue reading
Filed under Acting, bad movies, Cinema
Page to Screen
Books and movies aren’t the same thing. That should be obvious on the face of it, but I’ve read hundreds of articles here and in all kinds of publications that miss that central, inescapable point. A film adaptation will never, can never and shouldn’t be evaluated on the basis of being “like the book”. Continue reading
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10 Scares You Shouldn’t Miss
It’s less than two weeks until Halloween, the holiday that empowers children, usually the victims of the rest of the big, scary world, to become the scary ones themselves for one night. All of us were children once. Now that we’ve survived, it’s fun to look back on the kinds of things that once filled us with fear. Here are ten seldom seen spooky movies to get you in the right mood. Continue reading
Five Fabulous Sound Fx
Don Martin proved you can also do sound fx with invented words.
You may have heard the expression “seeing is believing”? If you’re talking about accepting the reality of what’s presented in a TV show or film, then hearing is believing. Continue reading
Filed under Cinema, humor, Technology
More Music You Didn’t Know You Knew
The original page with “O Fortuna” in Carmina Burana
Romantic, Classical and Baroque music is often repurposed for film soundtracks and other things. It’s evocative and heightens emotional impact if chosen wisely, and it’s cheap compared to the cost of licensing current pop songs Continue reading
Why I Know
There’s an underbelly to show business that’s every bit as ugly as all those stories you might have thought were urban legends. Continue reading
Filed under Acting, Cinema, Ethics and Morality, forgiveness
Return of the Son of Bad Movies
An Antidote for Awards Season
Bad art dissolves the hairballs in my overworked heart. It is normally made with good intentions. It’s just that somewhere in the process things go screwy. Continue reading
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