1. Darren Aronofsky’s Noah.
Surely Aronofsky’s adaptation of Israel’s adaptation of Babylon’s adaptation of a great flood story is an affront to God.
2. Hobby Lobby’s insurance requirements.
Because Jesus said, “requiring companies to provide insurance for employees and their contraceptive needs is an abomination.”
Just look into the eyes of evolution’s harbinger, Bill Nye the Science Guy, and tell me you don’t see pure evil.
4. Gay people.
Everyone knows same sex attraction is a plot of the devil to thwart humanity’s desperately needed population boom.
5. World Vision’s decision to hire gay people.
Which it then reversed after “defenders of the faith” threatened to take food out of the mouths of its babes.
6. Marijuana legalization.
“Eat whatever is sold in the meat market… ‘for the earth and its fullness are the Lord’s’… why should I be denounced because of that for which I give thanks? So…